Can I be arrested for that?

TOAD LICKING ATTORNEY

Yes, it is Friday, and here are a few funk legal facts to start your weekend!

Toad licking banned

Did you know that in California, it is illegal to lick  toads in order to get high as some people were getting injured by the toads’  poison. I have a question on this. The first person that ever licked a toad,  exactly what was going through his head when he did it?

Beer making formula

Did you know that in Texas, the Encyclopaedia Britannica  was banned as it gave people the formula for making beer! Err, I think they  should also ban Google as I’m sure the formula for making all types of alcohol  is on there too.

Children under 12 banned from  phoning

Did you know that in Blue Earth, Minnesota, it is illegal  for children under 12 years of age to speak on the telephone unless accompanied  by one of their parents? But, what if they need to ring one of their parents   who are both out of the house? Anyone thought of that one? :-)

Illegal to marry the same man  4 times

Did you know that in Kentucky, it is against the law for a  woman to remarry the same man four times. Why would anyone in their right mind  marry the same person 4 times? It failed the first 3 times, will the 4th be any  different?

Kill 6 blackbirds before you  marry me

Did you know that In Truro, Mississippi, before a man can  get married, he must prove himself worthy by killing either 3 cows or 6  blackbirds! I would go for the cows personally, easier targets:-) I wonder if  you could haggle with 2 cows and 3 blackbirds?

Children need a licence to play games

Did you know that In Tennessee, it is illegal for children  to play games on a Sunday without a valid license? Is this license only required  for video games or do you need one to play Monopoly and eye spy as well? And who  knows if you’re playing without a licence?

Soap stealers forced to use it

Did you know that in Mohave County, Arizona, if you are  caught stealing soap from a shop, you must wash yourself with it until the soap  has gone! A quick word of advice. If you are going to steel soap, make sure it’s  the liquid type, it’s easier to use and you will definitely make a clean getaway  afterwards:-)

Get dressed or die

Did you know that in St. Louis, Missouri, it is illegal for  a fireman to rescue a woman wearing only a nightgown?  In order for her to be  rescued, she must be fully clothed! Does that included jewellery, nice matching  shoes and handbag? Really!

 

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